In a day that shall forever live in infamy, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr passed away politically in our nation’s capital after drowning in the Great Regret Pool. This shocking development loosened a tsunami of handwringing in Washington DC and beyond as a nation grieves the passing of a president who made America grate each time he spoke. Biden will be remembered most for the way he fondled spoke of children and touched every woman he encountered.
No doubt history will honor the way the plucky septuagenarian embarrassed Barack Obama when America’s First Bank President needed him the most. We reached out to Barack for comment but he was too busy being consoled by his personal assistant Harry Dickson to provide feedback. The former first lady Michelle Obama was likewise unavailable because he was out of the country tending to his personal matters. Though few politicians would talk to us on the record, the prevailing thought in DC is that Biden’s leadership and sharp mind were always sorely missing.
Biden’s expiration means the end of America as we know it as Kamala Harris is set to become the first president of the United Stasi of America under the New World Order. Though know, vice presidents relish this moment, Kamala will step into the oval office on day one prepared to lead our nation during these dark moments. After all, she was selected by the invisible hands behind our democracy for this exact reason, if not for uncooperative Democrats in Iowa who refused to accept Kamala’s coronation, she would have been president from the outset. But having money means never having to feel remorse, globalists got the whore they wanted all along by making Kamala the second coming of Cheney.
In a day of national tragedy, President @JoeBiden drowned in the Great Regret Pool, @VP @KamalaHarris is set to become the first president of United Stasis of America under the New World Order. #RIPJoe46Sa #BrokenSparrow Click To TweetPresident Kamala’s first act will be to declare a national state of emergency and loosen upward of 50,000 mercenaries who were flown in from Afghanistan to “restore” order. These stormtroopers will be dressed up in military and police outfits the same way Hitler unleashed 50,000 SA’s after intentionally setting the Reichstag building on fire. Kamala’s primary agenda will be to initiate a “Great Reset”; after destroying America with broken water imported off the west coast of Spain, she will “Build Back Better” on the graves of untold numbers of Americans who perished along coastal areas.
The Department of Homeland Security has issued a red terror alert as they are on the prowl for a broken sparrow from Ethiopia who is intent on foiling Kamala’s aspirations. They fear that this yet to be revealed rebel will completely undo the globalist agenda and in the process undo the 232 year legacy of America being a land that pays tribute to Satan by way of Masonic traditions. The very existence of the US currency is at stake as chatter abounds that this half-Semite Christian with the heart of a child but the fire of Atse Tewodros II is heaven-bent on abolishing Federalism and turning America into a confederacy.
This is why Kamala’s leadership is needed the most, can you imagine our country where a strong Federal government is abolished, the IRS and the Federal Reserve are erased and where a Jubilee is declared where all debt is canceled. The broken sparrow from Ethiopia must be stopped at all cost; if he succeeds in rallying the people, every politician, mainstream media propagandist and Hollywood personality who convinced billions of people to get shot up with experimental and deadly Covid-19 “vaccines” will be tried and held accountable.
According to an unnamed source at the CIA, the Ethiopian broken sparrow is radicalizing “white”, “black” and all Americans to think that they have the audacious power to challenge and if need be, overturn the US Federal government. “This is why we should have never let niggers read books,” said Agent Smith, “now they know as much as we do and we are fucked for it.” A statement released from the FBI attributed to the Ethiopian Broken Sparrow reads: by bearing arms and meeting up at the Walmart in Rogers, Arkansas at 4208 S. Pleasant Crossing Blvd in the event of any wave of misfortune coming ashore in America.
“Fellow children of God, I want all of you to closely observe today, the minute either of these three things happens over the next 24-72 hours, grab your guns and meet up to take back America from the hands of global Satanists:
- a big wall of water, caused by either a weather phenomenon or an oceanic wave, causes massive floods and induces one loss of death or destruction of personal property
- Joe Biden pretends to pass away in order to induce a national emergency when in reality he is safe in his bunker below Denver National Airport
- the internet goes down
If you are in the Midwest area and any of these three conditions are met, consider it a domestic terror attack against us by factions within our government and prominent “stars” within government, media, Wall Street and the establishment writ large. It is time to stop fucking around and show these sons of satan what sons of God can do when we heed the advice of Yeshua in John 14:12.” [source Ghion Journal]
It is precisely because the global debased take the Ethiopian broken sparrow’s promise so serious that most of the world’s richest and most powerful people have scurried to their bunkers in the Ozark, under Denver National Airport and in Glasgow, Scotland. Here is to hoping that the Ethiopian broken sparrow doesn’t succeed in his mission because if he does, all other secrets, like the fact that John F. Kennedy was murdered by two gunmen at the orders of Lyndon Baines Johnson and Matthew LeMay and the truth that the X on the Confederate flag is actually a southern cross that represents the Apostle Peter being crucified upside down compared to the American flag which is Luciferian, will come to light.
A nation gripped by anticipation waits for what the day brings when dawn arrives in America. God willing, Kamala will go on to become the great president that we expect her to be. And of course, I pray to Lucifer that a chosen messenger and a pesky servant of God, the Ethiopian broken sparrow, will fail in his attempt to restore Egziabher’s old world order. Well fellow Illuminated Masons, let’s pray this plucky half-Semite and half Cush goes the way of his Ancestor Tewodros II for our sake, for now I wish you a good night and good luck::
Postscript: “What is satire one hour can turn into a conspiracy reality in the next, that is the beauty of time, it reveals all things.” ~ Teodrose Fikremariam
“When someone told me, ‘Saul is dead,’ and thought he was bringing good news, I seized him and put him to death in Ziklag. That was the reward I gave him for his news!” ~ 2 Samuel 4:10
