In an alarming development that was just announced by the Centers of Disease Control, a deadly new “double mutant ninja” strain of coronavirus has been discovered in Toledo, Ohio marking the first time the variant—first detected in Woohaa, China—has been identified in the United States. This latest development is one that has caught Anthony Fraudi and his cohorts flatfooted and sent shockwaves throughout our nation’s capital.
The mutation is referred to as a “double mutant ninja” because it carries two mutations of the Donatello and Michelangelo variants that help the virus attach to the cells, the San Francisco Chronicliars reported a few hours ago. Dear Leader Biden has already convened a blue ribbon corruption to address this latest public health crisis and promises to speed up forced injections throughout the United States.
“My fellow Americans, there is everything to fear and fear itself”, noted Biden. “We are facing an unprecedented event that will test the fabric of our nation and make it that much more important to jab every man, woman and child with mRNA vaccines in order to ward off these predator ninjas and get them off our streets”.
The outbreak of the deadly mutant ninja virus was traced to ProMedica Toledo Hospital patient and likely occurred in Luca County, according to the Chronicliars. County health officials said they are not monitoring the new variant because it isn’t on the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s list of concern, according to the Chronicliars.
One of the mutations in the new strain is similar to both the variants first detected in Brazil and South Africa. The second mutation has been found in a variant in Moscow. Of course, this is yet another Russian attack on our democracy! The mutation is believed to be more transmissible than the original strain of COVID-19, but it is not yet known if it is more resistant to “vaccines”, which is not surprising because the “vaccines” don’t provide immunizations at all.
Peter Chin-Dong, an infectious diseases expert at the University of California San Francisco, told the Chronicliars that the variant is the first time two mutations have been detected in the same virus.
“This Indian variant contains two mutations in the same virus for the first time, previously seen on separate variants,” Chin-Dong said. “Since we know that the domain affected is the part that the virus uses to enter the body, and that the Utah variant is already potentially more resistant to some vaccine antibodies, it seems to reason that there is a chance that the Indian variant may do that too.”
Dear Leader Biden has already appointed Dr. Master Splinter to address this emerging threat. Reached by phone, Dr. Splinter emphasized that more human beings will have to be used as lab rats in order to understand the true scope of the dangers these mutant ninja viruses represent.
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“This is the scenario we have been fearing from day one,” stated Dr. Splinter. “This represents a deadly new turn in our one year struggle to contain and mitigate Covid-19. We must now move into a more aggressive posture in order to make a dent in this fourth wave that is about to sweep across the United States.
Initial results from trials conducted with “vaccines” currently approved for use in the U.S. have shown that nostrums are still ineffective against variants, and Chin-Dong said he was “pessimistic” that they would also be ineffective against the “double mutant ninja” strain as well. This is a developing story, more information is forthcoming on my show tonight at 9:00 PM EST on MSBNC. #PredatorNinjaCovid Click To Tweet
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