Kamala Harris to Visit Noted Champion of Women Empowerment Bill Clinton

Update March 26th, 2020, Martha’s Vineyard Time

Big news! Today is the day that Kamala Harris sits down with Bill Clinton to discuss ways to empower women! As everyone knows, Bill Clinton has been an amazing in-plowing women for decades. Watch this farce my friends, this is a historical moment for all women around the world.

I just received word that Vice President Kamala Harris will go one-on-one with Bill Clinton on Friday, March 26th as part of the Clinton Global Imitative that is centered on restoring faith in democracy, environmental justice, Covid-19 recovery and creating systemic change. An integral part of this phenomenal event is a breakout session focused on the role of women in society, empowering women and finding ways to unleash their latent brilliance to effect global change.

I cannot emphasize enough how much of a waterbed moment this event is; when it comes to penetrating women and unleashing their power, Bill is one person who has never listened to the word “no” or “stop” to attain his desires. In the history of America, few men have impacted women the way that Bill touched the lives (and body parts) of countless number of us. Few of us, at least those of us who pray at the altar of Dear Leader Biden, will ever forget how Clinton plucked a young intern out of anonymity and led her down the path of success or the way he empowered dozens of women while he was the governor of Arkansas even if it was against their will. The truth is that Bill Clinton has touched countless women’s lives and every one of them have fondle memories of our nation’s 42nd president.

.@MotherJones, it’s like a 90s flashback when women, like Paula Jones, who accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault/misconduct were characterized as trailer trash. @kdrum, here’s an example of How Not To Contribute To Rape Culture:https://t.co/mGWnixwL3G

— Nicole Ee-o (@nictricious) January 1, 2021

The pairing of Bill with Kamala is a stroke of genius; the former a man who can’t stop thinking of ways to elevate women and the latter a woman who came up with a novel approach of fighting racism by giving record number of black men and women their very own meditation spaces in Personal Protection Units. Kamala is the perfect person to highlight the plight women, especially black women, go through as they try to climb social ladders while having ball and chains on their feet. Kamala worked assiduously during her tenure as Attorney General in California to advance the cause of people of color and women imprisonment (oops I meant empowerment).

The only person who can match Kamala’s sterling credentials when it comes to fighting for women and minorities is Bill who has done more to prod and propel women than Harvey Weinstein, Jeffery Epstein and Bill Cosby combined. Who can forget the way Bill Clinton shuttled back and forth between Chappaqua and Little Saint James island on the Lolita Express to really feel and cause the pains of underage girls? In another lifetime, Bill would have been a Catholic priest or a hybrid of R. Kelly and Woody Allen. I know from personal experience, I once interviewed Bill and his kindness was overflowing. Every two seconds, he kept offering me cigars, this type of generosity is unprecedented.

I very much look forward to this exemplary event, a milestone that will go a long way to lead a much needed national conversation about racism and sexism in America. It is my hope that Kamala and Bill will inspire OJ Simpson to lead a conversation about domestic violence. This, my fellow BlueAnon’ers, is how change arrives. When we organize against Republicans and “vote blue no matter who”, we get these types of events that give us symbols of change while delivering no substance.

Watch this farce…

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