Praise Be: Never Has There Been A President

So we really don’t wanna write again about the Dumpster, but damn things keep getting weirder. Trump just held his first Cabinet meeting, a surreal, sycophantic, ring-kissing spectacle where he crowed about all the great (fictional) things he’s done and one by one everyone agreed. Normal people saw “a circle jerk,” “tin-pot dictator shit,” “Good Morning, Pyongyang,” “a snuff film (for) democracy” and “one of the most exquisitely awkward public events” ever. Which all sound about right.