This is a big day for women all across America and throughout the world. In a landmark occasion that promises to advance the cause of gender equality, Kamala Harris will sit down with former president Bill Clinton to discuss the value of women and how they can be serviced in an event sponsored by the Clinton Global Initiative and Howard University. Not since Amelia Earhart flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean has the cause of women been featured so prominently in our national conscience and for that we have Bill Clinton, America’s theRapist, to thank for it.
It’s fitting that Kamala Harris will be the one to champion women’s issues along side the president who has touched countless women’s lives (with or without consent) over the past four decades. In fact, I talked to an endless number of women whom Bill has encountered and all of them have fondle memories of the boy from Hope, Arkansas who went on to become our 42nd president. Just as impressive in the struggle for suffrage is our current Vice President; after all, Kamala fought for years during her tenure as Attorney General in California to ensure that men and women are given equal treatment as she locked up thousands of people without bias to their genitalia. Kamala is the 21st century’s Harriet Tubman (in reverse); she led a litany of brown and “black” women away from freedom and to the promised plantation of the prison-industrial complex.
The two will specifically highlight the way Covid-19 has impacted women and what can be done to deflower women in this age of pervasive economic and social uncertainties. Bill Clinton is a perfect man to lead this discussion, who can forget the way he deflowered a young intern in 1995 and how he deflowered dozens of women from his time as governor of Arkansas to his tenure in the White House. In fact, to this day Bill continues to deflower young girls and women alike the way he deflowered Chauntae Davies and countless victims, I mean grateful beneficiary, with his theRapist buddies Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump as they hopped back and forth on the Lolita Express to theRapist getaway by the name of Little Saint James Island.
During this unprecedented event, Bill will bring up a policy proposal that he has been working on since his wife lost the 2016 election. Titled “All Women Deserve a Cigar of Victory”, his goal is to penetrate the inner powers of women everywhere and releasing their pent-up potential (as well as his). Using mindfulness techniques and cognitive based therapy—he did not get the title of America’s theRapist by accident—Bill believes that women can not only be equal to men but that they can thrive and pull our country out of the ditch in the process. In fact, Bill wants to offer his cigar of victory to every woman he can get his hands on.
Kamala will highlight an idea of her own titled “Chains You Can Believe In“, a proposal that aims to provide every young girl and woman in America their very own Personal Protection Unit (PPU). The PPUs are customize 5 feet by 5 feet enclosures that Joe Biden has called Airbnb with less frills and freedom (Biden and his gaffes strike again). Kamala believes that the way to unleash the talent of women is to place them in PPUs for 10-15 years during which they will have plenty of time to meditate and do limited yoga positions. Bill Clinton hopes to visit as many women in their PPUs to offer his victory cigars, this is the cringe we have been waiting for!
Inviting Bill Clinton to talk about "women empowerment" is like listening to Jeffery Dahmer talk about the wonders of veganism. #BilltheRapist
— Teodrose Fikremariam (@Teodrose_Fikre) March 26, 2021
I highly implore you to tune in to my favorite channel MSNBC today at 3:00 PM EST to watch Kamala Harris and Bill Clinton conduct this special event. Make sure you have a bucket nearby in case you want to puke and also make sure to tweet this article out using #BillAmericastheRapist and #WomenDeflowerment. As always, thank you for tuning in and continue to watch this farce. Broken News! @BillClinton, America's theRapist, sits down with @VP @KamalaHarris to discuss women deflowerment #BillAmericastheRapist Click To Tweet
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